This Baptist Doesn’t Hate Queers
You’ve probably noticed the new Practical Misanthrope series/article. I think that they should be intensely inappropriate fun and provide you with a windows in my sick twisted soul. Regardless of whether anyone enjoys reading them, I certainly intend to enjoy writing them. It’s all for my entertainment, you see.
Today, I felt like buying a CD that might be considered atypical for me. I opted to purchase Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan. After having listened to the whole album, I declare it to be a great deal of fun. I’ve decided to play a game every two weeks on the weekend after I get paid. I intend to stop a random person in Best Buy and have them tell me which CD to buy. I think it should be wonderfully random.
On a more serious note, I’m really disgusted with the Florida Baptist Convention. This week, at their annual convention, they voted to support a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. As a (current) Baptist, I’m absolutely disgusted by this political display. I intend to write a letter to the church that currently has my church membership and ask them to nullify my membership because I don’t want to be affiliated with a political lobbyist group that masquerades as a church. I believe that the Florida Baptist Convention should have its special tax-free status revoked. I’m officially starting a personal crusade against this. This hetero is firmly against the government prohibiting two parties from entering into a legal contract. As a reminder, before integration, a popular majority opposed racially integrating schools. An electoral majority doesn’t make governmental discrimination okay. Furthermore, I refuse to be a member of any organization that ignores the legal constraints under which they enjoy financial benefits.