As Wonderful As A Tampon
I’m a little amused by the Tampax Pearl brand slogan(1): “As extraordinary as you are.”
Now, I’m not personally familiar with having a period and the absolute wonder of tampons, but I can’t help but believe that I’d be a little offended to be compared to a piece of artificial bleached fiber designed to be shoved into a bleeding vagina—performing a valuable service to be sure—only to be discarded once I’ve outlived my usefulness.
Maybe that’s a personal opinion though.