The Adoration of the Moby
Should I be ashamed to admit that I want to be like Moby?
I’m at a loss to think of things I don’t like about Moby. He looks geeky but still exudes a palpable aura of coolness. Moby makes killer electronic music that makes me want to dance. Moby is a vegetarian—something that it’s in my five-year dietary plan (though I have no desire to go the full vegan route). Moby is the co-owner of Teany, a little tea shop in New York that serves delicious vegetarian food. When not touring, Moby lives on the east side of NYC, smack dab in the middle of a large international city.
Maybe I should write Moby a letter asking for a Moby Queer-Eye-inspired makeover. I wonder if he does house calls.