Those Evil Feminists
One of my favorite presents that I bought Allyson this Christmas was a t-shirt that reads, “Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” Amusingly enough, this is a quote from Pat Robertson speaking at the 1992 GOP convention. The shirt was so sarcastically perfect for my wife that I just had to buy it immediately.
She has been wearing it in the evenings after work when we get back to the house, and it makes me absurdly happy each time I see it. I really should have bought one for myself as well.