Ping Pong
I often sing random nonsensical songs while walking around the house. These songs usually either involve some ribald combination of my penis, a Mexican guy named Gomez, Jesus, and whores. Basically, there are only one or two different tunes to these songs, but the lyrics change on an hourly basis and never make sense. Sometimes the songs are even en español.
For the past two days, I have the phrase “We play fast, effective ping pong,” to a chanting tune that often shows up in the songs.
I unfortunately have not been able to work this into a song yet.