I don’t play WoW on an RP server. I don’t run around talking in character. I learned way back in Everquest that most people just look at you confused when you do that. Nonetheless, I consistently score as a Method Actor player type (from Robin’s Laws of Good Gamemastering), and I definitely approach D&D in this fashion — much the chagrin of my players and DMs who have the misfortune to run one of my characters. For me, each character has to have their own motivations, ideals, and voice.
World of Warcraft is no exception.
The trouble is that, even though my characters have their own unique (and often elaborate) back-stories, people at large rarely even know about them. Because I’m a raging narcissist, I have decided to share these character ideas and stories in this post. Feel free to point and yell, “Nerd!” in my general direction.
Hemlock
Hemlock started as a Tauren hunter before he was savagely deleted and re-rolled as an orc. You’d think that this reboot would be a retcon, but I wanted an in-story reason for this as well.
Hemlock grew up in Thunder Bluff and remembers clearly when the orcs came to Kalimdor. Hemlock considered it an honor to fight alongside the orcs after the kindness they showed by helping in the Tauren struggle against the centaurs. He ended up paying a high price for honor, however, when he was kidnapped during Admiral Proudmore’s assault on Durotar. Hemlock spent the next two years as a slave in a human camp. When a Forsaken raiding party descended upon the town, taking prisoners of their own for their ghoulish experiments, Hemlock pledged his service to the Royal Apothecary Society in hopes that he could earn his revenge against the humans and their allies.
Hemlock became a cold assassin, killing members of the Alliance at every opportunity. His service to the cause got him noticed by military leaders in the Horde, who sent him out to the front lies of the Burning Crusade in Outlands. When the Lich King brazenly attacked Orgrimmar, it was a foregone conclusion that Hemlock would be at the forefront of the Horde’s military response. Sadly, during the massacre at the Wrath Gate, Hemlock was cut down — not by the Lich King’s minions, but rather by the Royal Apothecary Society itself.
Upon learning of Hemlock’s tragic life, one of the shaman back in Orgrimmar sought to bring Hemlock back to life for another chance at vengeance. Something about the apothecaries’ plague, however, twisted the Ancestral Spirit ritual, returning Hemlock’s spirit to the body of a young orcish grunt who had also fallen during the siege. With a new lease on life, Hemlock is struggling to quickly re-learn his old combat skills and help destroy the Lich King, his undead minions, the traitors in the Royal Apothecary Society, and anyone else that stands in his way.
Lucanth
I originally rolled WoW Lucanth as a Blood Elf Warlock, but it felt too much like I was playing a weird version of my long-running D&D character. The new version of Lucanth is a Blood Elf Paladin, who fits quite neatly into the game’s lore.
Before the Sunwell was destroyed, Lucanth was a minor mage of some ability. That was a lifetime ago. Now there is only the gnawing hunger for magic wherever he can find it. If magic isn’t freely available to lessen the pain, then Lucanth will take it from anything and anyone he can.
As a pre-Outlands paladin, Lucanth is one of the “paladins” who are actively stealing the lifeforce and abilities of the Naaru. His ethos is very much chaotic neutral because of his withdrawal from the magic energies of the Sunwell. Lucanth is a paladin purely because channeling the light makes the pain of withdrawal go away. He is a Retribution paladin, using holy magic to destroy rather than to heal or protect.
Warcraft Lucanth’s story will ultimately hinge on his response to the revelation that the Naaru has been giving freely of his Holy Light to help the suffering of the Blood Elves. I may well change his entire playstyle to reflect this realization once he gets into the Burning Legion storyline in Outlands.
Rusty’s Secret Warlock
When you’re an introvert, sometimes you need to have some time to yourself. Sometimes I need to hide away where I’m not a guild officer or the only healer on someone’s friend list. These days, I tend to play on my secret warlock. She’s undead. She looks like an adorable rag doll.
Before the Scourge descended upon Azeroth, she was a priestess in the Church of the Holy Light. She joined a convent at an early age because her family had too many mouths to feed. She took to the rites and rituals with a fervor that surprised her superiors. She took vows of poverty and gave everything she earned to help poor families like her own.
Then the plague came. She was one of the first to die, and she remembers vividly the unfeeling horror she became. She remembers exactly what it felt like to disembowel the ones she loved. She remembers what the bishop at her rectory tasted like. When the Lich King finally lost control over what would become the Forsaken, she fell into a dreamless nihilistic sleep.
When she woke in the tomb, she felt more like herself. Or at least, she seemed able to make her own decisions. The zombie undertaker told her emotionlessly that she was almost put on the funeral pyre because they thought she was just going to be another of the mindless ones. She felt empty and cold. The ever-present warmth of the Holy Light was nowhere to be found, and rather than feeling terrible and lonely, the absence felt strangely liberating. The Lich King wouldn’t control her, and neither would any church or philosophy. She would live as she wished and pursue whatever delights this world still had.
Pacts with the demons of the Burning Legion? The church had it all wrong. If you were strong enough, you bound the demons to your will — not the other way around. She summoned her own imp and even learned how to harness their own fel magic to use against them. Inspired by the plague, she became especially adept at cursing her enemies and watching them slowly die. The world needed neither Light nor Shadow; it needed people willing to make a third way, their own way.
She loves to cook, but her lack of smell makes her dishes quite dubious. The stitches holding what’s left of her face together make her not much for dinner conversation. Frankly, she doesn’t hate the living so much as she just doesn’t care about anyone, living or undead. She’s not the most social being, but her thirst for new knowledge — no matter how forbidden — make her the ghoul to check with when you need an answer on matters of the arcane.
Besom
At last we come to my Tauren Druid main. I ♥ Besom.
Growing up, Besom was a real tomboy. She was so rough and tumble that she was often mistaken for a boy. She spent most of her youth gallivanting around with her best friend Schmoo and helping the local elders with anything that let her be rowdy.
Besom has a relatively short attention span. She always knew that she was going to be a druid, but during her time as an initiate she has dabbled in nearly every aspect of the druidic traditions. As a Druid of the Claw, she got to get up close and fight in her animal form, but as a Balance druid, she got to call down storms and knock enemies around with sudden winds. These days, she’s still a dabbler, but an earnest desire to heal the land has led her to focus on the Restoration tradition when in Northrend.
Besom is a very social Tauren, and she loves the feeling of being part of a herd or family. In her early days as an adventurer, she became associated with a guild of similarly genki people, the rowdy denizens of Lunatic Fringe. Besom loves to dance at guild gatherings, but honestly, she knows she’s not very good at it. She learned one dance back when she was a young bovine, and she just breaks that dance out for every occasion. The Besom Dance gets progressively more…interesting as she gets drunker.
Besom isn’t flighty, however. She often worries about being able to do a great job when working with others. She’s somewhat self-conscious around non-Taurens, a feeling that’s probably exacerbated by her relationship with the druidic Cenarion Circle.
Besom deals with all the same challenges that Hemlock, for example, has, but she remains steadfastly untainted by it. The world is a party for Besom, and it’s full of excuses to dance. Poorly. And occasionally moo at confused members of the Alliance.