On Facebook, my friend Alison sent me one of these interview/survey things about me. I decided to just put my answers here because, hey, free content.
What time did you get up this morning?
About 04:10. I went to bed pretty early.
How do you like your steak?
Medium rare. This is correct.
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
What is your favorite TV show?
An epic three-way gladiator match between Star Trek: The Next Generation, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Good Eats.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
London, England. Without an effing doubt.
What did you have for breakfast?
2 eggs, 2 pieces of toast, and a Pepsi. This is somewhat odd for me because I usually have cereal.
What is your favorite cuisine?
Chinese food. Well, speaking honestly, the Chinese food that Americans eat.
What foods do you dislike?
Raw onions. They invoke a vomit reflex.
Favorite Place to Eat?
My house.
Favorite dressing?
Ranch. What do you expect from me? I’m a Southerner.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
A 2005 Toyota Prius. I drove my 95 Corolla until an accident made it fall apart.
What are your favorite clothes?
To wear? Oversized black t-shirts with khaki cargo shorts. In general? I’m sucker for a girl in a peasant skirt.
Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Azeroth.
Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
I’m a realist. Optimism and pessimism are both crutches for avoiding the world that actually is.
Where would you want to retire?
London, England. We already covered this.
Favorite time of day?
The hours between 3:00 and 5:00 in the morning. The whole world is still, and it makes me feel like a ghost.
Where were you born?
Georgetown, Ohio. My dad was starting a Baptist church in Ripley, Ohio.
What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football/soccer.
Bird watcher?
Avians are not particularly captivating to me.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Because my schedule forces me to be, I am a morning person.
Do you have any pets?
Yes.
Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
I’m only six emblems away from obtaining The Egg of Mortal Essence.
What did you want to be when you were little?
The President of the United States.
What is your best childhood memory?
Getting up in the middle of the night on Christmas to play with all my new He-Man figures.
Are you a cat or dog person?
Cat person. Dogs are too obedient and subservient.
Are you married?
For eight years now.
Always wear your seat belt?
Yeah, it’s habit.
Been in a car accident?
Only minor ones.
Any pet peeves?
I don’t have “pet peeves” so much as a lead crusades against everything wrong with the world. Stick around for the show. It might be fun.
Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Mushrooms, bacon, artichokes.
Favorite Flower?
Flowers smell allergic. Blech.
Favorite ice cream?
Can’t really eat it. Lactose intolerant.
Favorite fast food restaurant?
These days, Chipotle. All time? Easily Taco Bell. I used to eat multiple meals per day there.
How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Zero.
From whom did you get your last email?
Myself. I have reminders set up for daily next actions that greet me every morning.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
None of them. I fought too damn hard to finally get out of credit card debt. Never again.